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Tolerating & justifying stupidity is stupid in itself.

35

Apparently ignoring someone can be perceived as listening to them. We learn new things everyday, I tell you.

34

Eek. I just found out I have a frenemy. This "friend" frequently quotes me on his Twitter, RTs a lot of my tweets, invites me over to dinner parties, etc etc (you get the point), but I just found out he constantly talked about me behind my back. How did I find out? I was having a smoke at the landing right below our floor's emergency stairs, when I heard him gossiping about yours truly to another colleague.

The look on his face when I appeared from below as he was telling our colleague a made up story about moi was priceless. Let's see how he's going to pretend nothing happened this Monday.

33

There's no such thing as change. The nerds from school will grow up still resenting the popular, hip, good looking & rich kids while still secretly hoping they would magically be popular, hip, good looking & rich.
Some nerds do become popular & rich, even hip!, but that's not gonna happen to every single one of the nerd population, so please nerds, face the reality and stop trying too hard.

32

The good thing about being enstranged from your family? You get to spend christmas in a villa overlooking green hills and a pristine river with people you get to choose. In my case: my partner & our kid. And you don't even have to find excuses to do so.

31

What's more frustrating than dealing with idiots? Dealing with stubborn, cranky idiots. Gaaah!

30

This century's version of drunk dialing: drunk blog-commenting. No. Edit. Button. Yikes!