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Amazing how at this day & age people are still obsessed with royalty. A secretary from another department came by to my secretary's desk, screeching, with the news that Rob Pattinson is a distant relative to the House of Windsor. Apparently a good looking boy with the tiniest hint of royal blood, despite being a bad actor & most likely incompetent in other fields, is still considered the prize catch in the internet age. Just goes to show that my theory about change absolutely holds.