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Eek. I just found out I have a frenemy. This "friend" frequently quotes me on his Twitter, RTs a lot of my tweets, invites me over to dinner parties, etc etc (you get the point), but I just found out he constantly talked about me behind my back. How did I find out? I was having a smoke at the landing right below our floor's emergency stairs, when I heard him gossiping about yours truly to another colleague.

The look on his face when I appeared from below as he was telling our colleague a made up story about moi was priceless. Let's see how he's going to pretend nothing happened this Monday.