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Some of the most stupid idiots are also some of the rudest. Coincidence? The universe way of telling mankind that these morons should be neutered?

26

Amazing how at this day & age people are still obsessed with royalty. A secretary from another department came by to my secretary's desk, screeching, with the news that Rob Pattinson is a distant relative to the House of Windsor. Apparently a good looking boy with the tiniest hint of royal blood, despite being a bad actor & most likely incompetent in other fields, is still considered the prize catch in the internet age. Just goes to show that my theory about change absolutely holds.

25

You'd think a torrid extramarital affair & two children with learning disabilities would keep a woman's plate full. Apparently not. An office colleague threw a massive bitch session about some twitter posts that resulted in several people unfollowing (heck, is this a proper word?) her. Another reason why idiots should be banned from the internet, neutered & banished from normal civilization.

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The obsession to write "FIRST!!" or "PERTAMAX!!" is disturbing. Are we that short of land and/or invention that we are happy to claim first on something as trivial as a space on a comment box?

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Is it wrong to find puppies & polar bear cubs to be consistently cute as hell whereas human babies are generally hit & miss? No, I call it REALISTIC.

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Morons have the same function as AIDS. No, not as "God's punishment to gays" like Jerry Falwell (or some other moron) said. They just make you appreciate your life more & grateful for what you have. Or don't have.

21

Democracy is overrated. Morons don't deserve to be heard. End of discussion.

20

Proof that deep down we're all the same: whenever something bad happens to us, people are quick to blame the "Jew conspiracy" or the "Jewish lobby". Whenever something bad happens to Israel, they are quick to blame "Al Qaeda" or "Hamas".

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Indonesian ads are funny. But they're not meant to be funny. Or are they?

Just came back from a lunch meeting in the Slipi area, and saw a bilboard for a dermatology clinic. It says "Bebaskan jerawatmu". I believe that translates as "Free your zits". Eh? Free your zits from what, your ugly mug? I didn't know zits needed saving.

I've seen some crazy Asian ads with nonsensical English (Korea and Japan, I'm looking at you!), but this one was in its native tongue, so there's really no excuse, is there. So I'm guessing whoever did the ad must be the same person who came up with Bond titles. It makes a good parlor game to decipher those Bond movie titles. "Tomorrow never dies"? Yeah, I'm convinced now.