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The main difference between men and women is thus: men know that if they're born ugly and fat like Apatow's gang of fuglies, they'd still get chicks if they're rich, powerful, and wildly funny. More of the first two, but preferably all of the above. Women delude themselves by thinking if they lose that extra pound, have a ridiculously expensive haircut or buy the right skirt/lipstick/boobjob, their lives would change for the better forever.